1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed (what's the point of doors you leave open?)
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Nope... I only ever use my own shampoo.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Out... but I'll wrap it around me like a sausage roll if I'm cold... I don't like being cold.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Yes... more than one... more than once.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
Aye... especially when I'm drunk or stoned.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Nope... don't do coupons.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
A big bear... I'd go out like a real manly man then, punching it on the nose.
8: Do you have freckles?
Nope... covered in moles though... my mother once joined them up like a dot-to-dot when I was 5.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
Err... I very very VERY rarely have my picture taken... I'm notoriously camera shy.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
People who call football "soccer"
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No... but I have to go down stairs with my right leg first, and up with my left first... Obsessive Compulsive behaviors.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
Only once... I was 6 and camping with my family, and my uncle had got us lost while going for a "short walk" The moral of the story? Never trust a city boy to know his way in the country.
13: What about pooped in the woods?
I know shehrozeameen said I'm a bear of a man... but I'm fairly sure that's not what he meant.
14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
No, I just hold them between my teeth when I'm thinking.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
This week? Let's see...... divide by 7.... carry the 2... aye, that'd be none.
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
Sing for Absolution - Muse.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
I hope so... two of my white shirts are now pink.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Aye... though you ask that question as though you're unaware that there are cartoons and animations aimed at adult viewers.
21: What's your least favorite movie?
James Cameron's Avatar... that movie pisses me off to an irrational extent every time I see it...
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
If it's hidden, I wouldn't need to bury it, would I? Probably in the copse near where I used to live... I know the place like the back of my hand and it'd be almost impossible to find unless you knew exactly where to look.
23: What do you drink with dinner?
Water as a general rule... but also wine, when the mood strikes me.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Ketchup, burger sauce, chilli sauce or reggae reggae sauce.
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Scent of a Woman, The Godfather pt. I, 10 Things I Hate About You, A Knight's Tale, The Merchant of Venice, Scarface, Serpico... Pretty much anything with Al Pacino or Heath Ledger.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
My nephew... he gave me a kiss and a cuddle before I left yesterday... Though if you're talking romantically, then Christie.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
No... my sister was, but it never appealed to me.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Nope... not comfortable enough with my body to do anything like that.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
Aye... my granddad taught me how when I was about 12 or 13.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
Aye... had to push my bike two and a half miles, cross country.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
I often skip breakfast... but when I do eat it, it's toast and an apple.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
Whenever I feel like it... but usually anywhere between midnight and 2 am.
37: Are you lazy?
Prone to lethargy due to depression, rather than lazy.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
I dressed up for Halloween as a kid... It wasn't that big of a thing when I was growing up... Guy Fawkes night was much bigger.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
Only English at present.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
I'd rather stick pins in my leg than waste a single second on either of them.
45: Ever watch soap operas?
No... I used to when I was little and my family were watching... but I've not watched any since my mother died.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
I'll sing anywhere if there's a song playing that I like and know the words to.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
Only if it's a long relaxing shower.
49: Do you dance in the car?
Don't have a car to dance in.
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Errr... probably the last time I turned up for school photos... whenever that was.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Disney style musicals, aye... Rogers and Hammerstein/West End style musicals, no.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Not for me... I just turn up at some relative's house and let them do the stressing.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
Aye, they're nice.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Does a Power Ranger count?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
I used to... but my puppy ate them.
61: Wear a bath robe?
Nah... I just dry and dress in the bathroom.
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
My first ever concert was just a series of small local(ish) bands nobody's ever heard of.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
None of the above.
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts! Bar snack of gods.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
It sounds familiar, but I'm drawing a blank.
69: Ever take dance lessons?
When I was 6 my mother made me take ballet with my sister... After the second lesson, I complained so much about it being sissy and full of girls that she didn't make me go back.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Assuming she actually becomes my spouse... I don't know, but something academic rather than physical.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
Aye, it's not so difficult.
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Nope... I've never been in one.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
A couple of times...
74: Own any record albums?
I've a few, and cassette tapes too.
75: Own a record player?
I do... but I've not used it in years and have no idea if it still works or not.
76: Regularly burn incense?
Aye... I get lectures if my nan smells in the house.
77: Ever been in love?
Aye, with a truly amazing young woman... and I ruined it.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Thin Lizzy... too bad I was born too late.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
Isle of Wight Rock Festival.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot. Cold tea is an abomination before men and gods, a foul blasphemy that will damn the souls of whosoever partakes of it.
81: Tea or coffee?
Sometimes I go through phases where I prefer one over the other, but generally I like both equally... Though I do tend to drink more coffee than tea.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
WTF are snickerdoodles???
83: Can you swim well?
I live of an island the size of a postage stamp, where boating and offshore sports are everything... not being able to swim well here is like not being able to breathe.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
Variably. I've the patience of a saint with somethings, but highly impatient with others.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
Personally, I'd prefer a DJ... but whatever the bride wants.
87: Ever won a contest?
Several. I won a contest my old school used to run with a local business, building and racing model boats... I won the technical category, despite my boat dying within 3 seconds of the race start.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
Have I? No.
Would I? Possibly.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
I hate olives... but I'll say green because they match my eyes.
90: Can you knit or crochet?
I can sew... kinda... but knitting and crochet is beyond me.
91: Best room for a fireplace?
Lounge... nothing like snuggling up on the sofa with your girl, a glass of wine and a nice roaring fire.
92: Do you want to get married?
Aye, though I'd not be overly bothered if my SO didn't.
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
Chloe... she eventually became my first girlfriend.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Nah... not since I was like 6, when I learned my mother was a complete pushover if I turned on the charm and played cute. XD
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
Aye... my nephew needs some cousins, and I'd love to be a father.
98: Whats your favorite color?
Black and silver.
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
100: What's something that happened to you in middle school?
Over a 5 week period during my final year, I and all my friends were kicked out, one by one. My school decided to have a purge of "troublemakers" and my friends and I were top of the list (and middle of the list, and bottom...) They got me for "bullying" and violence on school premises... Fuckers stuck me with a 6 month anger management group therapy course too.