Start with zero and add 1 for everyone you check off.
 You get bad grades.
[x] You have had a pet die.
 You cry yourself to sleep at night.
 Your parents are divorced. (they were never married)
[x] One or both of your parents are dead. (my mother died in 2011, aged 48)
[x] People think you should be happier.
 You don't have that many friends.
 You have never been out of the country.
 You have never been out of the state.
 You are allergic to a food.
 You are allergic to fur.
[x] You worry too much.
Total so far: 4
[x] You always feel sad.
[x] You think you're bad at what you do.
 You are afraid of the dark.
[x] You are afraid of heights.
 You don't have a pet.
[x] You have had a dream where somebody died. (more than once)
 You have never had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
You have less than 3 friends irl.
[x] You don't get an allowance.
 You don't get food everyday.
[x] You are shy around new people.
[x] You get bullied. (not so much now, but at school)
Total so far: 11
 You don't have your own room.
 You don't have a cell phone.
 You wish you didn't have a sibling.
 You wish you had another sibling.
 You are an only child.
 Sad music makes you cry.
 Sad movies make you cry.
[x] You have been to the hospital for yourself.
[x] Somebody in your family smokes. (pretty much everyone)
[x] Somebody in your family is an alcoholic. (and worse)
[x] You have been in a car accident. (only a minor one)
[x] Somebody in your family has been in a car accident.
Total so far: 16
[x] You have many chores. (I live alone, so all the chores are mine)
[x] You have had a bad sickness. (as a child)
[x] You have been in a bad storm. (by British standards)
[x] People think you’re crazy.
 You have never been to a concert.
[x] You don't have cable.
 You don't have a Facebook. (have it, but hardly use it)
[x] You fear your death.
[x] You don't believe in Easter Bunny/Santa/tooth fairy
[x] You have been rejected by your crush.
[x] You sit alone at large groups of people.
[x] You look at the ground when you walk.
Total so far: 26
[x] You have written a sad song.
[x] You have a small house
[x] You never met your dad/mom. (spoke to him on facebook once, he told me to fuck off and never speak to him or his family again... still talk to his daughter/my baby sister though because fuck him.)
[x] You don't have a good relationship with one or more of your family members.
[x] You can't sing.
[?] Your parents are unemployed. (Mum's dead, dad is a pro wanker, but otherwise unknown)
[x] One or both of your grandparents are dead on your dads side. (grandmother)
[x] One or both of your grandparents are dead on your moms side. (grandfather)
[x] You don't get parties on your birthday. (I go to parties, but never had one of my own)
[x] People have judged you by how you look.
[x] You have never been to disney land.
 You have never seen a play.
Total so far: 36
Now take that total and multiply it by 2
Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:1) Travel the world.2) Be counted among the great philosophers.3) Have a family of my own.Three Names You Go By:
Davy (but you're likely to get kicked if you use this one... Only 2 people have ever gotten away with it.)Three Screen Names You Have Had:1) EclecticQuill2) AlecFane3) MythicLion Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:1) Err...2) Umm....3) Hmm.....Three Parts Of Your Heritage:1) English2) Welsh3) IrishThree Things That Scare You:1) Pigeons2) Heights3) SpidersThree Of Your Everyday Essentials:1) Coffee2) Cuddles with my dog3) Valium.Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:1) Black jeans2) Black hoody3) my necklace with rings on.Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:1) Bon Jovi2) Blur/Gorillaz 3) Darren StylesThree Of Your Favorite Songs:1) Voodoo Child - Rogue Traders2) Misunderstood - Bon Jovi (best music video ever!)3) Friggin' in the Riggin' - Sex Pistols Three Things You Want In A Relationship:1) Faithfulness2) Love3) FunTwo Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):1) I'm the only one in my generation of my family who doesn't get told off for swearing by my nan.2) I have a tattoo of a penis on my ass cheek, which a friend did for a drunken dare.3) I've slept with the wife of one of my best friends. Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:1) Writing.2) Reading.3) Wrestling with my dog.Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:1) Sleep. (my insomnia is playing up again...)2) Drink a caffè mocha, but my favourite coffee place doesn't open for another 3 hours... 3) Get laid... (this dry spell is killing me ) Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:1. Author/Poet (obviously)2. Lawyer (gave that up when I realized they were all soulless carrion, gorging themselves on the misfortune of others)3. Electrician. (Following in my grandfather's footsteps)Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:1. Florence, Italy
2. Cap D'Agde, France
3. Dubai, UAE Three Kid's Names You Like:1) Charlotte (but only because I can call her Charli... it'll wind my cousin right up )2) Chloe (my aunt nicked that one for my cousin =/ )3) AlecThree Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:1) I gossip like an old housewife.2) I'm often accused of suffering with PMS.3) I spend a lot of time in the kitchen. Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy: 1) I'm always arguing with my friends about who is who's bitch.2) I own drawers, a wardrobe and a laundry hamper, but clean laundry goes on the chair and dirty laundry on the floor. 3) Punching my friend's in the arm/shoulder is a typical greeting.